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oki .. a had to make a page dedicated to wee Emma!!  shes absolutley mento shes sooo random n sooo dotty she jus hits oot wae the daftiest fings eva!! shes always singin n dancin
n cheery !! well keeps us aw laffin!! BAWS- yer a legend.. We LOVE yoooo!!! 
Heres sum wee facts aboot the luvly emma -
x Years old x 15
x Lives x Arky
x Goes tooo x Renfroo high
x Looks like x shes tall wiv long dark hair
x Loves x No1
x Drinks x Absolutley nefin she gets her hands on 
x Supports x The gers of course
here we have the baws quotes
"window shoppin(cunfused) but i brought a tenner !!" .. we wer tokin aboot takin gurlies
cheekin oot guys ..
"wow how can she drive n eat soup at the same time?? " ...oki
teacher goin to her car to have a fag ..
"like y does the viscount have a plane?!? (me--well emma duh wot did this scheme used to
b) .."eh arkleston !! ... naw baws no it was a fukin airport u twat 
" is a guys dick made a bone n thts y its called a bonner ?"..no explanation needed ..
so lou ,.(on the subject of bradley) is tht u hit a home run then  .. ok its nt stupid its actually reli reli funni for baws
she also thot a black pudding in the chippy was a deep fried black mans willy
then a tell emma one day wen am holdin ma tummy am havin a coon baby .. she
starts shoutin loudly a dnt get it wots a coon ? oki highly racist n shes shoutin it in public! n then once a explained wot it was she replies ... "omg so ure havin a baby in yer pocket ?!?x
frase to stu - " shut it or il make yer nxt period cum out your nose!"
emma- deadly serious- "but boys dnt av periods!?! "
"wots the plural of testicals " lmao the "s" sorta signifies tht is alwready a plural
but neways.. . this sparked a cunfusin convo between us about testi..testical..testies and testicals !! lmao resultin in us havin to ask
bradley to explain
x LMAO YASS EH WONDERFUL BAWS MAD WITH IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!! X
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